Sunday, September 12, 2004

Presidential Election 2004 Clerihews

George W. Bush
You are not a man to push.
You bring art and fashion to malapropism.
It appears to some that you govern our heroic Nation into schism.

John Kerry
Your face is sometimes scary.
Running like Michael Dukakis is a blow.
I don't want Herman Munster as President but Dubya must go.

Ralph Nader
Is a real political crusader.
Smile every once in a while.
No votes for you because Bush winning would be vile.

Michael Badnarik
Republicans and Democrats think your a prick.
Who are you and where do you come from?
Until you are in the National debates, your just a bum.


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